June 17, 2009

Why can’t you behave!

Why can’t you behave! Why must you always get into trouble! You wake up in the morning with your diaper soaking wet. You color on the walls. You take all the toilet paper off the roll and string it all over the house! Why must you be so bad? CousinJenna is going to teach you a lesson! Widdle bitty babby is going to stay in that wet diaper, wash the walls and re-roll the toilet paper. Then the bad baby is going to stand in the corner showing everyone his soaking wet diaper while my friends and I sit around and watch a movie and ignore the sissy baby! If you dare cry, I’ll give you a harsh spanking and you’ll really cry then! CousinJenna 1-888-430-2010
June 17, 2009

Why can't you behave!

Why can’t you behave! Why must you always get into trouble! You wake up in the morning with your diaper soaking wet. You color on the walls. You take all the toilet paper off the roll and string it all over the house! Why must you be so bad? CousinJenna is going to teach you a lesson! Widdle bitty babby is going to stay in that wet diaper, wash the walls and re-roll the toilet paper. Then the bad baby is going to stand in the corner showing everyone his soaking wet diaper while my friends and I sit around and watch a movie and ignore the sissy baby! If you dare cry, I’ll give you a harsh spanking and you’ll really cry then! CousinJenna 1-888-430-2010
January 14, 2009

Cousins!

Cousins, how could you live without us really? We’re there for you, we’ll change your diapers for you, we’ll laugh with you, we’ll laugh at you…*giggles*. We’ll play with you, we’ll babysit you. Most of all we’ll always be here for you. We’re here when you need someone to talk to, a shoulder to cry on, or some encouragement. Of course we’re always willing to poke fun at you too. Go on, say the word. We’re listening! CousinJenna 1 888 430-2010