May 22, 2010

When Hairballs Go Bad

This photo made me laugh. I mean would you be scared of that? Really? It looks like something you pull out of your drain. Just get some Brawny and swipe it up, give it a good shot of clorox cleaner as well. I can see maybe if you were a germaphobe or something along those lines. But come on, would you lay on the floor and scream and be afraid? Okay talking and walking hairballs are not the most common thing, and one might be startled at first, but to react like this lady here? Now that I look better at it, he looks a tad like he might be just trying to ask her a question. Look at his right hand, it looks like he is holding it up to say…Excuse me? Might you tell me where the Mr. Clean convention is? And this crazy chick falls to the floor and starts screaming. Maybe she is the one we need to be afraid of and not Mr. Glop there. Sue 1-888-430-2010
May 2, 2010

Sissy Punishment

Sometimes I am not so nice. My sweet disposition and loving nature goes right out the window. It is replaced by something a lot more stern and demanding. Everyone makes mistakes, and will be forgiven for that mistake. That is the way it is supposed to be. However, keep repeating the same one over and over again, and do not learn by that mistake, then appropriate action can and will be taken. I am not above taking someone over my knee or making that person lean over a sofa or chair as I tan their lovely soft pink skin. As you see in the picture above. Liz 1-888-430-2010
March 7, 2010

Taking Care Of You

Yeah, yeah, I know I’m the evil babysitter. It’s what I am and what I do, BUT I do have a soft side….on occasion. I mean not all of you are bad are you? I didn’t think so, but who knows maybe you are. Which is fine by me, but I have to say, it’s nice to get a call from a good boy or girl once in awhile, so I don’t have to be so strict and discipline all the time. Stacie 1-888-430-2010