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Mommy Dearest


Ok, so I know that I can usually be seen as a sweet, loving mommy who likes to have lots of fun – and that’s true (mostly). But there is a strict, dommy side that I like to indulge in as well. With that in mind, let me share with you what I have been pondering.

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Seems that some little ones like to be mommy’s little helper, or be trained as sissy maids. This is all fine and dandy, but rarely are the chores set before them done to my satisfaction. Now the question is what is the appropriate punishment that will instill a proper work ethic and make them strive to perform to my standards?

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The first punishment for failure might seem a bit harsh – an enema administered with an inflatable nozzle to ensure non-leakage. Then the task would have to be performed again while they hold their water, nozzle still in place. I would be standing over them watching every movement, with a stop watch in hand, but not giving any signs of approval or disapproval. This would add to the anxiety that they would already be feeling. I would not even tell them the time frame in which the task would have to be performed and, trust me, there would indeed be a time requirement.

If, after the second go at the task they have failed once again, then they would go over my knee, bare-assed, water still inside them, and be given a long and harsh paddling. The nozzle would be removed, but instead of letting them got to the potty to empty their bowels, the diaper would go back on, with a very snug pair of rubber pants over top of them. This would force them to fill their diaper to the brim while they try and complete the task yet again.

Now, if for some reason the chore was not done properly yet again, well, lets just say that I have a very long list of punishments at my disposal – from guzzling castor oil, being forced to hold a bar of soap in their mouth with their teeth, various forms of spankings with various implements, the tightly tying of genitalia, and the standing in a metal wash tub in the front yard until there is crap streaming out the edges of the diaper and down their legs. And I haven’t even touched on the subject of what I would do with a candy thermometer. Needless to say, the list goes on and on.

So, have I burst your bubble on what a sweet, gentle mommy I am? And more interestingly, as these visuals settle in the recesses of your mind, do they fuel your worst nightmare, or your wettest fantasy?

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

Demon or Angel?


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As with many people, I seem to have an angel on one shoulder and a demon sitting on the other, with both whispering in my ear what to do. My angel says that I should forgive my little one and let his little indiscretions slide. That I should hold him tight and shower him with kisses and love. My demon on the other hand, is telling me that he needs to be punished – severely. A paddling that leaves his hinny red, raw and welted, then forcing him to stay in a dirty, soiled diaper ‘til an extreme rash has formed, and perhaps a strong enema so speed up the soiled diaper process (and this is just for starters – my demons can be quite imaginative). The question is, which one will win out? Which one will hold sway – my demons or my angels?

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

Take Your Medicine


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Ya know, sometimes I have an ABie that just doesn’t want to listen and do as they are told. They whine or do naughty things or have themselves a little temper tantrum. This I simply won’t put up with. Of course this lands them over my knee for a swift and harsh spanking. But that’s not all – oh noooo. After wards it’s time for them to take their medicine: a very large dose of castor oil. Then I just sit back and watch the “medicine” do its work. I watch as their little tummies start grumbling and cramping. Their cute little faces start to contort as the cramping progresses until finally their bowels let loose. And as they fill their thick diapers to their capacity, I inform them that they will have to sit in their very full diaper for the rest of the afternoon and think about how very naughty they have been (which of course lands them with a very sore rash)! This will also act as a deterrent for future naughty behavior, for all I have to do is ask if I have to get the “medicine”, and they seem to straighten right up, hehe.

So tell me, have you taken your medicine lately??

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

Slumber Party!


Make sure you stop by and visit with me and my friends for the Slumber Party! Special Rates for calls during the Party hours! It is a great time to get to know us all better and partake in our little community! Bring your sleeping bags, pillows, come diapered or in a pretty dress, jammies, babies grab your bottles and favorite stuffed toy! And let us Party Down!

Mommy Lauren
1 888 430 2010

Bubble Fun


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I absolutely love sitting on the front step and just blow bubbles. So when I saw these pics I was thinking to myself, wow now he must REALLY love bubbles! Those are some HUGE bubbles! LOL! Can you imagine the time he put into creating that huge bubble maker, and I wonder what special ingredient he added to his soap mixture so they wouldn’t pop under their own weight. Idk, but they sure look like a lot of fun!

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

Swaddling Restraints


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Now this gave me such a tickle when I saw it! Poor little kitty! But then I was thinking, what a wonderful way of keeping an especially naughty little one under wraps, so to speak, hehe. Keeping them wrapped up snuggly and firmly so they can not squirm or misbehave or, heaven forbid, try and touch their little peepee in their diaper (like they try to do so very often, tsk tsk). So after an afternoon, or even a full day and night of being bound and denied of any movement of any kind, I believe I would have a very compliant and obedient ABie on my hands, willing to do (or not do) whatever I ask of them – exactly how I like my ABies, hehehe.

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

A Lesson in Beauty


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One of my favorite things to do when teaching little sissies and girls the wonders of being feminine is to take them to the beauty salon for a pedi and mani. There’s something about getting the nails done in a pretty cotton candy or perhaps a harlot red that makes one feels so girlie. They also get to benefit from all the beauty tips and lessons that the technicians can pass along to them – from make-up tips to skin care to hair styling ideas. Of course that is after all the giggles and whispers, hehe. But that’s the price one pays for beauty, isn’t it?

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

Birthdays


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Birthdays are special days. This week one of my very best friends is celebrating their 40th Birthday. I promise I put a lot more effort into her Birthday cake than this one in the picture. Her fiance asked me if I would bake her a cake if he organized the party. Fair enough, I love to bake anyhow so it was a good deal. I told him the Birthday spankings were his responsibility also. Happy Birthday to all of the June birthday abies and dl’s out there.

Mommy Scarlet

Happy Daddy Day


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I couldn’t find who wrote this poem, but it’s awfully sweet and I think it is true.

A little girl needs Daddy
For many, many things:
Like holding her high off the ground
Where the sunlight sings! 
Like being the deep music
That tells her all is right
When she awakens frantic with
The terrors of the night. 

Like being the great mountain
That rises in her heart
And shows her how she might get home
When all else falls apart. 

Like giving her the love
That is her sea and air,
So diving deep or soaring high
She’ll always find him there.

Mommy Lexus

Tree Envy


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So what can I say about this – I mean seriously (between all my giggles and snickers). If this doesn’t give you little ones penile envy and a severe inferiority complex, I don’t know what will, LOL! I know, you keep pulling your diaper out so you can look down at that itty bitty thing in there, then look back up at this picture – then back down and back at the tree. And THAT, my little darling, is the difference between a grown-up peepee and that teeny tiny little baby peepee you have tucked away in that diaper of yours!

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

Always a Mommy


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My callers always ask me about my job here at www.phoneamommy.com. I tell them how much I love it. Then they ask if I ever get tired of doing Mommy Calls. My answer is always the same, no, no I do not. I have been working here for a long time now, and it’s a pure joy for me to do so. I get to play many roles, Mommy, Aunt, Nanny, Next Door Neighbor, Random Woman who seduces the caller and on and on it goes. Now I ask you, how could you get tired of doing that when it’s always different? I luv each and everyone of you, even those who haven’t called me yet, because I’m a full time mom here and mom’s love all abies .

Gina
1-888-430-2010

Lil’ Kitchen Helper


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So, I’m preparing to make some Portuguese sweet bread, and I was thinking wouldn’t it be great if I had a little kitchen helper here with me. We could have matching aprons, and you could help me gather all the ingredients and bring them to the table. Once all the ingredients have been mixed, you can help me kneed the dough until it is just right. You would look so cute with flour smudged across your face and on your nose! Then once it has risen, and is ready to go into the oven, you can watch it grow as the sweet smell fills the house. Then of course I would let you have a taste of the best bread in the whole wide world, because we made it together!

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

Happy Mother’s Day


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Next Sunday is Mother’s Day, so don’t forget to show that special mommy in your life how very much you love and appreciate her! Flowers, a card, breakfast in bed, taking her out for dinner are all good ways to show her this. But don’t forget to give her a great big hug and kiss as well!!
And to all those special mommies and nannies and grannies and sitters over at Phone-a-Mommy

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!

Gina
1-888-430-2010

On Top of Spaghetti…


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Ok, this was one of my favorites when I was a kid – tell me if you remember it:

On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty as tasty could be,
And early next summer it grew to a tree.
The tree was all covered with beautiful moss.
It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball and don’t ever sneeze.

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

pantyhose are missing


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Mommy goes through so many pairs of pantyhose and stockings. Do you know why? You do know why, because they keep ending up in your bedroom. I found your stash and am pretty upset because some of those I hardly got to wear before they made their way in here. Mommy is going to lock you in cloth diapers and plastic pants first, then I am going to keep you in a few pairs of pantyhose so you can get used to that feeling. I’m talking about one pair on top of the other, layering you in cloth diapers and then pantyhose. Maybe then you will get your fill of them. If not well you can go shopping with me to get some of your very own.

Mommy Scarlet

In The Cookie Jar Again?


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Ah-ha! I caught you! You’ve been in the cookie jar again, haven’t you? Don’t try to deny it – you have cookie crumbs and chocolate smeared all over your face from the chocolate chip cookies I just made. Tsk, Tsk! You know what that means don’t you? You’re going over my knee for a swift and stern spanking young man! Then it’s into the corner with that red and sore tushie of yours! Such a naughty baby!

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

Happy Easter!


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Hope all you little one enjoy your Easter! Have lots of fun dying eggs and then finding them on your Easter egg hunt. Just remember not to try and eat all your candy in one sitting, else you will end up with an upset stomach and that’s no fun. And don’t forget to wear your Sunday best – I’m sure all you sissies have the prettiest dresses to wear, giggle. Enjoy your Easter!

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

Tea Party


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With all this rain we’ve been having lately, I’ve been thinking that it’s a perfect time for a tea party. I’ll dress you up in the cutest little dress, complete with a big, floppy hat and a feathery boa. We’ll wear white, lacy gloves, and no outfit is complete without pearls of course. And for a special treat, I’ll be inviting over all your friends as well as a few of the mommies! Now mind your manners – pinkies out, napkins in your lap, and no slurping. Such a good little sissy!

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

Wet Diaper Contest


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I was thinking, they have wet T-shirt contests, why not a wet diaper contest? All diapers could be weighed before they are put on. Then contestants are given two hours to get their diaper as wet as they are able (in ‘baby’ fashion only). At the end of the time limit, they would then parade, in pageant form, showing off how wet their diaper is and how far it sags down. And of course they would then be changed in front of everyone (so everyone could see that was no cheating involved, hehe), and the now soaked diapers weighed once more. Scores would be tallied and the winner would receive a month’s supply of diapers! Now doesn’t that sound fun?

Mommy Gina
1-888-430-2010

Smut


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Came across this and it gave me a tickle, so I thought I’d share – enjoy!
SMUT!
by Tom Lehrer
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can’t shut,
If it’s uncut,
and unsubt- le.

I’ve never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
“To be smut
It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance.”

Por-
Nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they’re hard core.

(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I’m still not satisfied!)

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
(Let’s face it, I love slime.)

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I’m glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of Oz, there’s a dirty old man!)

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will,
If it is swill
And really fil
thy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I’ve got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they’re trying to take it all
away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand
we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words,

Smut! (I love it.)
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I’m a market they can’t glut,
I don’t know what
Compares with smut.

Hip hip hooray!
Let’s hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don’t let them take it away!

Mommy Gina
1-444-430-2010

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